 You can tell all the scientists to call off the search for Sasquatch. I found the big guy coming out of a field in Iowa. And I hope I don't put my..."big foot"...in my mouth when I say this, but if were in better shape I could have beat him in a pose down. It would be billed as...are ya ready?... The Abominable Snowman vs. The Abdominal Showman.
Yeah, I know. It's corny, but hey, so is background of the picture. :-) And for all those people who can't find the mystical yeti? Well, these (slightly modified) Bachman-Turner Overdrive lyrics below to their monster hit are just for you. You ain't seen nothin' yeti B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yeti Here's something that you never gonna forget B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yeti Cover Contents Books Home Hire Stories Comments are closed.
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